MY BLIND DATE

MY HEART BEATS FAST AS I AWAIT MY FATE
TO TRY SOMETHING NEW..YES IT WAS A BLIND DATE

TO FINALLY HUG, GREET AND SAY HELLO
A GREAT PROPOSITION HOW COULD I SAY NO
SHE SAID SHED BE HERE ALL DRESSED IN YELLOW

I SEE HER BUT THINK ..COULD THAT BE SHE
I SAY AMANDA!!!!! OUT LOUD AS SHE TURNS TO ME

SHE TURNS SO SLOWLY THAT GLEAMING FALSE HAIR
SOFT, BLEACHED SKIN SMOOTH AND SO CLEAR

SHE SMILESWHAT THA EL?? I I LOOK AT HER IN DISBELIEF
HOW CAN ONE SO SWEET SOUNDING HAVE NO TEETH

SHE SAYS HAAAAAY BABY OUT SO LOUD
PARADING THAT HIDEOUS MOUTH OF HERS OH SO PROUD

WHY WOULD ONE SO PRETTY ACT UNDER DISGUISE??
CHECKER LIKE TEETH AND NORTH AND SOUTH EYES

WHY ME I THOUGHTSHE SAID SHE WAS SWEEET LIKE HONEY
BUT DID SHE FORGET TO TELL ME ABOUT HER EXTRA TUMMY?

SHOULD I RUN OH WHAT SHOULD I DO
SEEMS LIKE I WASNT THE ONLY ONE BITING MORE THAN I SHOULD CHEW

SHE LIED, SO DONT EVEN STUTTER OR STOP TO THINK
SO I PICKED UP MY FEET AND BEGAN TO SPRINT

SHE YELLED.NIGGA WHERE U GOIN!!! PLEASE STOP
WHO ME? NOT THIS MAGGA BWOY I AINT GOIN BACK
SHE MAD? NEVER AGAIN

IT IS HARD TO BELIEVE WHAT SO MUCH UGLY CAN DO TO ONES STATE
YOU LIVE AND YOU LEARN SO THERE ENDETH THE 1ST AND LAST OF MY BLIND DATE.



WARREN
Kappa nu kappa